During pregnancy the husbands role makes a drastic change from what it was prior to the child creating event. Though the man may not like it he dare not complain. Raging hormonal imbalances rule over the household court and turn it into a jury of one, odds stacked against him he has but one choice, to listen. Listening for a man is a complex function, one of which not even the men understand let alone the women trying to figure them out. This breaks down into two categories 1.) comprehension and 2.) absentmindedness. Comprehension occurs when the words being spoken to a man pass through the ear canal and imprint on the brain where it stays and can be recalled at strategic times throughout the males life to avoid contention and or dominate an argument ( a one out of a million chance, sorry guys). This brings us to absentmindedness which runs the males cerebral cortex 90% of his life. This can easily be identified however and leads to such things as marital nagging. Thats right guys we don't marry naggy women we create them through our own efforts so shame on you. This inability to imprint messages and information on the brain poses all sorts of spousal spats from, "I sent you out for milk, whats with the chocolate", and "where's the milk!", to "i'll just do it myself next time!" and of course "honey can you pick up some milk?" and thus the vicious circle starts again. So guys don't feel bad that you don't remember these things it is in your genetics not to and wives don't ask anything of your man that a green bean couldn't understand cause chances are you're looking at one. Guys give up that fantasy of "putting your foot down" she'll just cut it off and leave you with a stump, instead focus your energies at things you do well, eating, sleeping, and watching tv.
The "opinion", this mythological concept does not exist. Men we do not have opinions though some of us still tend to think we do and thus the murder percentage goes up another point...................to be continued
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